Thursday, January 05, 2006
Oh! That tricksy spammer! He almost had me with an email entitled Starbucks Treats. It was a worthy ploy; I almost clicked on it, thinking fond thoughts of peppermint mochas and low-fat apple coffee cake, but no! He overplayed his hand with the desperate imperative coffee drinkers click here!. Starbucks would never be such a rouged whore. Her lures are more subtle, more subliminal, more olfactorial.
So cast again you wretched peg-legged poof! This fish has cut loose.